What in Tarnation Is “Tales of an Oversexed Gringo”?!?

Last Updated May 6, 2022

You may be wondering what the heck Tales of an Oversexed Gringo is and why you should care?

It currently appears in my sidebar for desktop users and at the bottom of the abyss for mobile and tablet users, who account for more than half of the people who view this site.

I learned that from my buddy, Google Analytics.

Anyway, Oversexed Gringo is my first book and it took me years to write.

I released it under the radar with almost zero promotion so far, but that’s changing as I write these words.

The point of this article is to tell you, the reader, what Oversexed Gringo is and what it isn’t.

By the end, you should be able to decide if my book is worthy of your tablet or bookshelf.

What inspired Tales of an Oversexed Gringo?

I began writing the book as it was happening all the way back in 2014 in the midst of my Philippines conquest.

Without that conquest, this site wouldn’t exist.

My gallivanting in the Philippines was my first taste of carnal heaven on Earth.

Some guys refer to this heavenly place as “poosy paradise.”

In 2014, my writing and written storytelling skills were almost nonexistent.

My good buddy once told me that he’d buy any book I write because I’m a great storyteller.

He dropped that timeless compliment well before 2014.

Now, getting back to the topic at hand.

At first, I didn’t know what the point of the book was.

I just wanted to tell my story.

Over the next several years, I worked on the book when I wasn’t working on my main projects.

I also worked for a media company while traveling for about a year and a half.

At the time, the money was too good to pass up.

I worked my tail off, but I was able to stack bread and make more than $6.5K a month on good months.

The best part was that I was getting paid to learn to become a writer, and my monthly expenses were $1.5K max.

I wish someone had paid me to go to college.

In early 2018, I began dedicating time to finish the book and getting it exactly where I wanted it to be.

The Evolution of Oversexed Gringo

The book started out as notes and a basic telling of my story in the Philippines.

I thought this was enough and could provide entertainment to readers.

In 2016, I was ready to go with the first draft of the book.

I had proofread it a few times and even hired an editor to make sure everything was good to go.


I read through it.

It wasn’t the book I wanted it to be.

I wrote parts of it while drinking beer.

Later on, I realized that was a bad idea.

100% of the finished product I wrote while dead sober.

The problem was the quality of the erotic scenes.

Learning how to write descriptive erotic scenes that aren’t boring is no easy task.

Putting the Pieces Together

During my time in Cambodia, I told a Finnish guy I met that I want people to get hot when they read my book.

The last thing I wanted my book to be was a book of boring erotica with scrambled philosophical thoughts.

When I had this realization, I knew I had my work cut out for me.

At the time, I was working; there just wasn’t enough time to focus on refining the book.

Like I said, I was getting paid to become a writer.

I needed to become a writer before I could finish Oversexed Gringo.

Fast forward to 2017, I was back in the Philippines heavy gallivanting.

But I knew that there was no better place to finish the book than where it all began.

The Finishing Touches in Manila

At this point, I took my work hours to an unhealthy level.

I was also deeper into weightlifting than I’ve ever been in my life.

Gallivanting got put on hold.

I dated one girl, had strict sleep hours, drank pounds of green tea, worked out hard, and put all my other hours into work.

I found my rhythm and the exact tone I wanted for Oversexed Gringo.

The book began representing exactly who I am, conveying deep philosophical thoughts, and dirty hot erotic scenes.

This was the cornucopia of positive energy I had been striving to bring to life.

Each night that I worked on it, I fell back in love with my ethereal journey.

I was like Peter Pan in the adult version of Neverland.

Below is a photo of the setting I wrote in most nights:

setting for oversexed gringo

I dug deep into the dictionary to find the perfect words for every situation.

All the cockiness got eliminated while the confidence stayed in place.

Anything that wasn’t relevant to the story got tossed.

I wanted to tell my story in the most entertaining and smoothest way possible.

There is zero fluff in my novel and zero lessons pushed on the reader.

Everything is part of the story.

What is Tales of an Oversexed Gringo?

Now that you know what inspired me to write the book, allow me to list off what’s included in the text.

As some of you may know and most of you don’t know, I was in a major rut after quitting bud.

I smoked every day, farmed, and was absolutely obsessed with everything about bud.

It was fun for a while, but I knew there was a lot more in the world.

When I quit, the withdraw was no joke.

I would wake up in the middle of the night soaked in sweat, got blasted by insomnia, lack of appetite, depression, erectile dysfunction, and zero desire to meet American women.

This was where I was in life when I arrived in the Philippines.

I had already begun the healing process, but I still had a long way to go.

My journey in the Philippines healed me from the inside out 100%.

This Filipino version of carnal heaven on Earth is now a mirage that no longer exists (at least in Manila).

That’s what makes the book so special.

It takes you through the cerebral aspect of what it’s like to heal through the power of experiencing carnal heaven.

You’ll feel like you’re right there with me, seeing everything through my eyes.

The Rapid Decay of Paradise

The sad part is that this place no longer exists.

Ask any ex-pat Philippines veteran, and they will tell you the same.

It’s nowhere near where it was back in 2014 when a foreigner with no game could roll up and get the king treatment.

If you want to know what it feels like to experience carnal heaven on Earth, I’m confident that my book is the most accurate account you can read.

Other books simply list off lays and tell a bland story.

My story takes you on a cerebral, erotic journey unlike anything else you’ve read in your life.

I poured my heart and soul into Oversexed Gringo, and I didn’t do it for the money.

I don’t need to make any money from this book to support myself, and that’s why this is my first post about it since its release.

Soon I will run a promotion for 99 cents for a couple of weeks, so keep your eye out for that.

To summarize:

My book is highly erotic with hot scenes that will cause the need for some alone time.

It recounts the thoughts that went through my mind while I healed from the inside out.

You get to see firsthand what it’s like to experience carnal heaven on Earth.

The book is fun to read and reads smoothly.

And one of the most important aspects is that parts are hilarious.

My goal was to provide some quality laughter along the way.

What Oversexed Gringo Isn’t

As I said, my book contains zero fluff.

It’s an entertaining erotic story with shades of philosophy.

It’s not intended to teach you anything or tell you what to do with your life.

I cut out everything that sounded like a lesson because that’s not what my book is about.

Most importantly, it’s not boring or braggadocious.

There’s zero egotistical influence in this book for a reason.

I know I for one have zero interest in reading people’s braggadocious stories.

There’s no value in it.

That’s why game blogs don’t work after a while, and I changed the direction of this site.

I’ll continue to give online dating tips and Tinder tips when I can, but you won’t see any new guides here on where to go.

Before I started working online, I didn’t know any better and should have listened to the guys who said game blogs are a waste of time.

The New Philippines

Over the past couple of years, I’ve seen paradises die due to forums and game blogs sending guys to certain places.

I used to add to that problem too, and I regret it.

Major cities in the Phils are already flooded with foreigners that’s why I didn’t mind releasing my book.

Don’t expect to get the same results I did back in 2014.

It’s still easy to score, but my book took place when the Philippines was an outright feast for foreigners.

And get this, 2014 was already the peak.

I know guys who were there before me who said it was even easier.

Trust me, I’ve spent years there.

By 2018, I realized it’s better to date a girl or form a small harem.

In the summer of 2016, I still crushed it during the golden age of Tinder, but the paradise factor was already trending down.

Final Thoughts

I think people who are interested in a cerebral, erotic tale and seeing what it’s like to experience carnal heaven will enjoy my book.

Perhaps you’re married or have a girlfriend and can’t experience the debauchery.

Oversexed Gringo is the best way for you to experience the journey in your mind, and that’s why I’m proud of it.

Or maybe you’re a guy who’s fed up with girls in your country and thinking of traveling to meet girls.

My book will show you that sky’s the limit if you do your homework and put the work in.

It’s rare in life to create something that’s exactly how you want it.

I could have released it after that first edit, but I knew it deserved better.