What’s good out there aspiring alphas?
If you’re here, then you’re looking for solid Tinder taglines that will actually peel clothes or not make you look like a giant tool.
I did a quick search on this topic, and once again, I found advice most likely not written by a man.
Tinder has been my bread and butter for many, many moons now.
Once you get Tinder locked down, you barely need to spend time on it.
At age 34, my days of chasing multiple girls a day are mostly behind me.
However, Tinder is a great place to find long-term and short-term girlfriends.
In this post, I give you dependable examples you can start using right now along with additional tips that will help you score on Tinder.
If I looked at my original Tinder profile from years ago now, I’d tear it apart.
That’s why I know for sure that I can help you boost your success on Tinder with just a few sentences.
Avoid Long Profiles
A long, overwrought profile is a quick way to lose on Tinder.
You’ll have more success using one line if you know what you’re doing.
Even if I saw a smoke show on Tinder with a long profile, I’d pass.
Long profiles are major red flags that you should avoid at all costs.
You want women to think that you’re the most interesting and mysterious man on the planet by keeping it short.
You don’t have enough time in the day to write a long Tinder bio, and in reality, you shouldn’t.
I scooped my last three girlfriends off Tinder, and they were more important to me than any girl I’ve ever met in a bar.
I still do cold approaches if I’m super inspired by what I see, but Tinder has so many options these days.
It’s not like the veritable cesspool that other dating sites like POF turned out to be.
Take the Confident Approach without Being Cocky
Cockiness and confidence are two completely different things.
I’ve lived in Southeast Asia and Latin America for the past four years and seen confidence come out the victor in nearly every instance.
I’m personally a rugged guy, and I have trouble seeing the point in putting a ton of time into looking flashy.
The girls I meet are more attracted to rugged guys than the guys who spend more time in the bathroom getting ready than women.
Then they proceed to take selfies afterward.
I stay confident in my own personal cloud of man musk and attract women through animal magnetism.
The point is to attract women with traits that are masculine instead of trying to impress her with your words or your clothes.
The type of women who are attracted to material possessions aren’t the keepers in my opinion.
Learn the difference between cocky and confident words.
You’ll see more about what I’m talking about below.
Make Her Laugh
The best Tinder taglines for guys will almost always make women laugh and reassure them that you’re not taking yourself too seriously.
Most women don’t want to be around an uptight guy who has about as much flavor as a stale Saltine.
Your bio section gives you the chance to crack a witty joke or let your unique personality shine through in just one sentence.
Adding Answers to a Bio
In some places in the world, it’s necessary to answer questions before they are asked, or you will get swarmed by women asking the same questions over and over.
What’s your job?
Why are you here?
Where are you from?
By answering those questions after your tagline, you can save time in your conversations.
This same rule applies to most everywhere.
Figure out which questions every girl is asking you, and answer those questions in your bio.
NOTE: Don’t include the questions in your bio, or she’ll know that you’re talking to a lot of girls on Tinder. Instead, make the answers look natural in a brief paragraph.
Now that you have an understanding of the approach, I’ll share with you a few examples.
I can’t write this article without mentioning my favorite brief tagline that can lead to unlimited glory on Tinder.
The Simple Line
“Let’s laugh together.”
This may seem trivial, but it’s worked for me countless times.
I’m not currently using it because I had to take the Q&A approach due to my current location, but that’s not to say I won’t use it again.
I can do _____ with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.
A line like this gives you the chance to be funny and seem interesting in one swoop.
Remember to avoid crossing the line into the cockiness realm.
My mom said Tinder rocks, so here I am.
Any girl who doesn’t find humor in a mom joke of this variety is worth skipping over.
Surfer, mountain climber, weekend stuntman, weekday freediver
If you take this route, make sure that you at least do one of the things included in the list.
After that, the rest doesn’t matter.
I eat lightning and crap thunder.
Funny lines from movies or TV shows can work.
Promise her something valuable.
I’m a professional poet, and I’ll write you the most unforgettable poem.
If you’re into the more feminine women who like mushy stuff (like I am), this is the type of line that can work.
In parts of Asia, this is gold.
In America, most likely trash.
Use with caution.
Here’s one I’ve used with success.
Batman reflexes and Superman charm
I’m a Batman and Superman comic fan, so this is one of my personal favorites.
Ask an interesting question that draws her response:
I have three dogs, can you guess which breeds?
Not only will she want to meet your dogs, but she’ll be interested in knowing those wonderful breeds.
I wouldn’t affiliate with anyone who doesn’t love dogs.
Ask an interesting riddle.
A lot of guys don’t think about this one.
Everyone loves trying to figure out a riddle, and it’s a good icebreaker.
You can also tease the girls who answered with the correct answer by saying, “I know you Googled that.”
Here’s one I just cooked up real quick:
“I was supposed to be the most interesting man in the world in the Dos Equis commercials, but I had a prior engagement.”
The main point is to make your tagline and bio as fun as possible in as little words as possible.
You can also check out my tips for online dating profiles to add extra juice to your profile.
There are also critical mistakes to avoid.
I could go on and on with more examples, but there’s only so much time in the day.
Feel free to copy and paste any of my lines.
You’ll eventually start making up your own once you begin finding success.